December 30, 2008
Temperament

I’ve heard parents discuss the traits their little ones have picked up from each other – usually in a teasing way, but sometimes in the mad way, like ‘Look what YOUR SON did!!” or ‘she really takes after you in that regard’, etc. However, tonight I realized that my boy favors me in at least one (of many) respects – he’ll pitch a holy fit till he gets what he wants, especially in the middle of the night. Sounds like something you’d hear on a Things I’ve Learned from My Infant: (stolen from the things I’ve learned from my dog poster that Brenda has tried to get me to throw away since we shacked up)

Pitch a Holy Fit Till you Get Fed – Especially in the middle of the night
You Can Sit in Pee-Pee, but Poop Requires Immediate Attention
Always Get as Naked As the Situation Allows
Be Direct - Let People Know How You Feel About Them. Barfing on Them Can Be Effective
Leave Room in Your Schedule for at Least 3 Naps Per Day
Smile Bright At Those Who Feed You
Smile Brighter At Those Who Will Feed You Something Mom and Dad Wont.
Snuggle and Coo Whenever Possible.

Posted by JC at December 30, 2008 01:52 AM
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